The Ultimate in Suicide Counselling – bet
she changed her
mind
A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped
and mumbled,
"If you're about to
kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and
said,
"No! Bugger off you
filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to
leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
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